Why the UK Should Join the European Monetary Union
After a pub lunch, somewhere between London and Peterborough:
Rider 1: How much does your bike weigh?
Rider 2: About 7,000 pounds.
Rider 1: o_0
Rider 3: Didn’t you get a 50% discount?
Rider 1: 0_o
Rider 2: mumble mumble mumble
Rider 1: I asked about its weight.
Rider 2: Oh, I thought you asked about its value… I don’t know… 7 or 8 kilos.