Why the UK Should Join the European Monetary Union

by Chikashi

After a pub lunch, somewhere between London and Peterborough:

Rider 1:  How much does your bike weigh?

Rider 2:  About 7,000 pounds.

Rider 1:  o_0  

Rider 3:  Didn’t you get a 50% discount?

Rider 1:  0_o

Rider 2:  mumble mumble mumble

Rider 1:  I asked about its weight.

Rider 2:  Oh, I thought you asked about its value…  I don’t know… 7 or 8 kilos. 

Cluck Cluck.